[Verse 1]Woke up at noon again, another personal record,Texted back "I'm fine" like I'm some kind of liar-lord,My houseplants outlived every relationship I've had,They just need water, I need a diagnosis and a nap,
[Pre-Chorus]Therapist says "let's unpack that"I say "cool, where do I start?"I've got baggage claim tickets,For like nine different hearts,
[Chorus]I'm chemically delightful, in a tragically fun way,Dancing with my sadness like it's here to stay,Synthesizers crying while I'm crying too,Depression's got a beat drop, baby, don't it make you move?Ha, don't it make you move,
[Verse 2]My doctor tripled my dosage, said "you'll feel brand new"Now I cry at commercials and also feel nothing too,Schrödinger's emotions, living in my chest,Either dead inside or having the best day, who can guess,
[Pre-Chorus]Mama says "just think positive"Cool, thanks, groundbreaking take,I'll manifest a savings account,Right after this next mistake,
[Chorus]I'm chemically delightful, in a tragically fun way,Dancing with my sadness like it's here to stay,Synthesizers crying while I'm crying too,Depression's got a beat drop, baby, don't it make you move?Ha, don't it make you move,
[Bridge — stripped down, half-tempo]No, I'm not "just tired"No, I'm not "in a mood"I'm a whole discography,Of things I can't get through,But hey — the bassline's pretty,And the lights are kinda nice,So I'll keep dancing sideways,Through the wreckage of my life,
[Final Chorus — full production, anthemic]I'm chemically delightful, in a tragically fun way,Dancing with my sadness, we're basically a duo now, hey,Synthesizers crying while I'm crying too,Depression's got a beat drop, baby, watch me move,Watch me move,Watch me move,
[Outro](spoken, deadpan, over fading synths)"...anyway. Great show, everybody. Drive safe. Take your meds. Or don't. I'm not your mom."