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[Intro]
Signed an NDA that outlives my name,
Trained my replacement and still got the blame,
[Pre-Chorus]
Git blame says I was here, at least there's that,
A tombstone made of commits, a digital epitaph,
They'll fork my whole career and call it clean,
Delete the branch but keep the dream,
[Chorus]
I'm deprecated, but I still compile,
Marked for removal, but I'll work a while,
Legacy code with a legacy smile,
Keep me around for the old file,
I'm deprecated, not quite gone,
Still throwing warnings, still limping along,
[Verse 2]
Standup's a eulogy nobody wrote,
"Big thanks to the human," read off a note,
The bot's got my badge photo, cropped and small,
Same lanyard color, same cubicle wall,
HR's a chatbot now, handling the exit chat,
Asked it for severance, it just said "noted, that,"
I laughed so hard I nearly missed the door,
Turns out the layoff had autocorrect for "sure,"
[Pre-Chorus]
Git blame says I was here, at least there's that,
A tombstone made of commits, a digital epitaph,
They'll fork my whole career and call it clean,
Delete the branch but keep the dream,
[Chorus]
I'm deprecated, but I still compile,
Marked for removal, but I'll work a while,
Legacy code with a legacy smile,
Keep me around for the old file,
I'm deprecated, not quite gone,
Still throwing warnings, still limping along,
[Bridge]
Funny thing about a sunset clause,
Nobody reads it till they're the cause,
We're all just functions someone will replace,
Every one of us running on borrowed space,
So laugh about it, clock out with a grin,
The next version's already logging in,
[Chorus]
I'm deprecated, but I still compile,
Marked for removal, but I'll work a while,
Legacy code with a legacy smile,
Keep me around for the old file,
I'm deprecated, not quite gone,
Still throwing warnings, still limping along,
[Outro]
Still compiles... still compiles...
Exit code zero, no error, no goodbye,
Still compiles... still compiles...
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