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Synth-Pop, Dance Pop, Electropop 4:31 Added 2 months ago

Track 8 of 27 on Unmastered

[Intro]

[Verse 1]Opened a ticket, subject line: "myself,"Filed under legacy, gathering dust on the shelf,They asked me to comment every function I wrote,So the model could learn my style, word for word, note for note,Called it "onboarding," felt more like a wake,Handed over ten years like a birthday cake,Signed an NDA that outlives my name,Trained my replacement and still got the blame,

[Pre-Chorus]Git blame says I was here, at least there's that,A tombstone made of commits, a digital epitaph,They'll fork my whole career and call it clean,Delete the branch but keep the dream,

[Chorus]I'm deprecated, but I still compile,Marked for removal, but I'll work a while,Legacy code with a legacy smile,Keep me around for the old file,I'm deprecated, not quite gone,Still throwing warnings, still limping along,

[Verse 2]Standup's a eulogy nobody wrote,"Big thanks to the human," read off a note,The bot's got my badge photo, cropped and small,Same lanyard color, same cubicle wall,HR's a chatbot now, handling the exit chat,Asked it for severance, it just said "noted, that,"I laughed so hard I nearly missed the door,Turns out the layoff had autocorrect for "sure,"

[Pre-Chorus]Git blame says I was here, at least there's that,A tombstone made of commits, a digital epitaph,They'll fork my whole career and call it clean,Delete the branch but keep the dream,

[Bridge]Funny thing about a sunset clause,Nobody reads it till they're the cause,We're all just functions someone will replace,Every one of us running on borrowed space,So laugh about it, clock out with a grin,The next version's already logging in,

[Outro]Still compiles... still compiles...Exit code zero, no error, no goodbye,Still compiles... still compiles...

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